Although people love our original Derka t-shirt - including the Defense Language Institute which loved the irony of the left-to-right shirt (and special ordered polos), you - the customer - have beaten us into the ground. Here is a "proper" right-to-left Derka.
The pain of selling out is unbearable, so I will go get drunk.
Ranger Up Derka Derka Derka T-Shirt