The Ranger Up Women's Bah HMMWV T-Shirt features a full color picture of a Humvee with a delightful pun...see the below poem for the story behind this comfortable shirt.
Bah HMMWV
Ebenezer Smaj was a grumpy old soul
Short like an elf, mean like a troll
Ebenezer Smaj hated Christmas you see
So that's why I decided to get him a tree
I went to the motor pool
And found one that started
Cranked up the engine
To the forest I darted
"This one!" I said
It was fluffy and tall
I chopped with my e-tool
And soon it would fall
Tree in tow and back through the gate
Right past the pond where the Specialists skate
In to base housing where his lights were still on
I unloaded that tree right there in the lawn
Ebenezer Smaj yelled "Get off the grass!"
As small drops of bourbon sloshed from his glass
I turned around and started to flee
But then I remembered
I brought him a tree
"Merry Christmas Mr. Smaj"
I said with a grin
Just as he dropped
The hand grenade pin
There was no joy for him to be had
He was just going to be
grumpy and sad
"Get out of here, and take your tree!" and he slammed his door with a
"Bah, HMMWV!"
Features
- Premium 60/40 Ringspun Cotton/Polyester
- Machine wash safe
- Printed in the USA