Introducing the LAPG Tactical Roller Skates - because why should criminals have all the fun fleeing the scene? With these babies strapped to your feet, you'll be chasing down perps with the grace of Scott Hamilton and the precision of a SWAT team. Say goodbye to boring old foot patrols and hello to commando gliding like a boss! It's time to roll out in style, because fighting crime has never looked this fabulous!