Ranger Up Green Army Man T-Shirt
The Ranger Up Green Army Man T-Shirt remembers the battlefields of your childhood playing with these little green soldiers. The strategic placement, the tactics, the fog of war. The back yard, the garden, the Christmas tree that all became the field of conquest. Magnifiers used to melt and the housecat or dog that served as the Godzilla of your battlefield.
However there was always one guy that never seemed to find his place. While everyone else had a clear task at hand this guy just stood there with his rifle over his head. We'll call him Steve. Steve was usually the first casualty. Now that you've been around you've learned that Steve wasn't so useless, he was supposed to be forging a river while keeping his rifle clean and dry. Still, as an adult, we all have a Steve in our lives. A guy who, just, like what are you even doing dude?