Ranger Up Men's Bah HMMWV T-Shirt

Item Code: RU1953
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  • Premium 60/40 Ringspun Cotton/Polyester
  • Machine wash safe
  • Printed in the USA
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    The Ranger Up Men's Bah HMMWV T-Shirt features a full color picture of a Humvee with a delightful pun...see the below poem for the story behind this comfortable shirt.

    Bah HMMWV

    Ebenezer Smaj was a grumpy old soul

    Short like an elf, mean like a troll

    Ebenezer Smaj hated Christmas you see

    So that's why I decided to get him a tree

    I went to the motor pool

    And found one that started

    Cranked up the engine

    To the forest I darted

    "€œThis one!"€ I said

    It was fluffy and tall

    I chopped with my e-tool

    And soon it would fall

    Tree in tow and back through the gate

    Right past the pond where the Specialists skate

    In to base housing where his lights were still on

    I unloaded that tree right there in the lawn

    Ebenezer Smaj yelled "Get off the grass!"

    As small drops of bourbon sloshed from his glass

    I turned around and started to flee

    But then I remembered

    I brought him a tree

    "€œMerry Christmas Mr. Smaj€"

    I said with a grin

    Just as he dropped

    The hand grenade pin

    There was no joy for him to be had

    He was just going to be

    grumpy and sad

    "Get out of here, and take your tree!" and he slammed his door with a

    "Bah, HMMWV!"€



    Features

    • Premium 60/40 Ringspun Cotton/Polyester
    • Machine wash safe
    • Printed in the USA
    WARNING: This product may contain chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm. For more information, go to www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.

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